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I'm in the middle of writing a "character study" for my acting class. I'm a bit bored by the person I observed and will have to do a scene as for class. So I'm thinking I should mix things up a bit.

For example, although I observed some guy at a party. I think I will make him a Astronaut/Bounty Hunter/Model with a heart. Born in the wilds of Siberia, his parents were killed by Walrus's. He floated on ice for many years till a tribe of pygmy pirates found him and taught him to kill without using his five senses. By then he made his way to Harvard getting three PhDs, and a fourth at M.I.T., just incase. He worked for NASA where he did missions he can't talk about. Then he worked for various government agencies before he went to Milan and brought back Bellbottom pants with a twist of the hip. Then, he turned 20 years old and retired. Today he is a cannabis farmer in Humboldt County with his wife Apple, and children Pear and Orange.

I smell an A!